If you’re having a crappy day…watch this. Instant hilarity.
On today’s edition of Letters I Wish I Could Respond To My Students With, I wrote this. *Please note, I did not actually send this to said student because I, of course, would lose my job.*
Dear Mr. (Unnamed Student Here)
Thank you for your concern. I kindly advise you to stop complaining about the situation and try to go to both of your conflicting classes at once. I assure you that it can be done seeing as Hermione Granger did it in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. In order to accomplish this, however, you will need to purchase a Time Turner Necklace. If you wish to purchase a Time Turner necklace, I have heard from several sources The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando, FL or the Harry Potter Studio Tour in London, England has a plentiful stock at either of their appropriate locations.Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.Sincerely,
Your fellow Harry Potter Registrar.PS: This is, of course, assuming that you love Harry Potter…and if you don’t, kindly crawl into a hole
Fueled By Ramen would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to Andrew Cook of A Rocket To The Moon. Send your own birthday wishes to the Snoop Bloggy Blogger himself on Twitter @andrewtothemoon!
Happy birthday to one of my favorite, most intelligent, giving and just all around amazing friends out there. Love you so much, Rand!
love you for this, Karms.